The Santa Claus Wants Whiskey Card
The Santa Claus Wants Whiskey Card
The Santa Claus Wants Whiskey Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Santa Claus Wants Whiskey Card

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Santa Claus is tired of all the milk. Not only is he lactose intolerant, as we know, but he also likes to drink.

The reindeer are driving the sleigh. Give Santa some whiskey this year and let the man live his life... he does so much for everyone else already.


Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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