Shipping Information


When you order, your cards will almost always ship within 24 hours.

Shipping anywhere in the world is free if you spend more than $20 before taxes.  That's it.

I ship with Canada Post, and for the most part, I just use their standard letter mail services (which don't have tracking), but if it's a big ($50-plus) order, I'll upgrade to the Expedited Parcel option and send you the tracking info.

All of the cards and shipments are plastic-free, and I use easily recyclable paper, as well as reusable cardboard envelopes instead of poly mailers or bubble wrap.

Questions? Just reach out - email me at or DM me on good ol' Instagram at @greetingcardsforassholes

Have yourself a fuckin' great day.