The You're This Computer Old Birthday Card
The You're This Computer Old Birthday Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The You're This Computer Old Birthday Card

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Sometimes people just need to be reminded that we're surprised they're still kicking. And what better way to pair that message than with a computer they might actually be able to use, one that'll remind them of their youth. And then you can laugh.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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