The You're This Boombox Old Birthday Card
The You're This Boombox Old Birthday Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The You're This Boombox Old Birthday Card

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As part of our series of "reminding people they're really old by showing them relics from their past," this boombox card is bound to get your ageist message across seamlessly. Get a little Hammer and Ice playing when this card is opened for even better effect.

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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