The You're Fucked Card
The You're Fucked Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The You're Fucked Card

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You definitely know some people who are pretty fucked. Maybe they're fucked in a "you're weird, bud" kinda way. Or maybe they're fucked because of their bad life choices or dumb shit that they're always doing. Either way, they'll love to hear from you in a voice they can respect.

And the best part? This card is suitable at any time of the year. It knows literally zero boundaries.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)

Have a terrific day!