The Witch Up Card
The Witch Up Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Witch Up Card

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When October 1 rolls around, it's that time of year again. It's time to Witch Up. Halloween isn't just one day a year. It can be a whole month. Heck, it can be a couple of months. Actually, fuck it. Live that witch life year round if you want to. This means you could send out this Witch Up greeting card literally anytime you want.

Send greeting cards to say Happy Halloween instead of trick-or-treating this year. 



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)

Have a terrific day!