The Way to Not Fuck Up Card
The Way to Not Fuck Up Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Way to Not Fuck Up Card

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Sometimes someone does a great job, and you know they're just going to go on and on and on and on about it... and maybe - just maybe - they need to be taken down a peg or two while still being congratulated. This niche is what this card is for. "Way to not fuck up" will do the trick nicely.


Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

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Have a terrific day!