The Throne of Lies Christmas Card
Cats can see through a fake Santa Claus better than any other animal. This is a known fact. They're almost as proficient as elves. Honestly, it's pretty impressive.
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!
ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:
Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock.
Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.
Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.
Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.
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