The This Just In, Go Fuck Yourself Card
This seems to be a polite way to tell people to go fuck themselves. It's kinda like buddy on this card is a news anchor, all dressed fancy-like and everything. And you can tell people are gonna listen. When this guy does the "just wait a minute" thing, you'd best pay attention.
The time is now to stock up on these bad boys and send them out willy nilly to everyone who needs one - which is, to be fair, most people you know.
ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:
Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.
Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.
Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.
Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.
Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun!
(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)
Have a terrific day!