The Thank You For Being a Friend Card
The Golden Girls had it all figured out. The fashion, the wit, the fun. And - best of all - the theme song. We feel like this card visually captures that "Old Women in Florida in the 1980s" vibe perfectly.
Invited everyone you knew
Well, you would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:
Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock.
Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.
Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.
Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.
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