The Stabby Halloween Card
The Stabby Halloween Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Stabby Halloween Card

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Look at this crazy person, just going out a-stabbin' on Halloween. Feels like this was made to be a greeting card, and we're pretty optimistic that Stabby Halloween is going to catch on as a new way to wish people well throughout October.

Send greeting cards to say Happy Halloween instead of trick-or-treating this year. 



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)