The Sorry for Being a World Class Dickhead Card
The Sorry for Being a World Class Dickhead Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Sorry for Being a World Class Dickhead Card

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Sometimes you need to apologize. That's nice of you. You're growing.

Sometimes, you need to apologize after being a superstar, award-winning, world champion dickhead. It's ok, we've all been there. And this card is designed specifically for you and all the world champion dickheads out there.


Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)

Have a terrific day!