The Seedless Grapes Vasectomy Card
The Seedless Grapes Vasectomy Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Seedless Grapes Vasectomy Card

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You don't always think about vasectomies in terms of greeting cards. Not a lot of folks are like "hey let's get a greeting card for our friend who just had a vasectomy," but they SHOULD. The friend will appreciate the sentiment. 

This particular card was created because a customer asked for a "custom vasectomy card," and we came through in the clutch for them... with TWO options. Check the other one here



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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Have a terrific day!