The Optimus Fine Valentine's Day Card
Of all the occasions that call for greeting cards, Valentine's Day one of the ones you definitely don't want to forget. We're here for you with a terrific selection of cards that will help you say Happy Valentine's Day without being a sloppy, mushy idiot about it.
This year, our collection includes some incredible vintage illustrations matched with slick one-liners from the modern era. Like this one, with the classic pickup line: "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:
Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock.
Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.
Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.
Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.
Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun!
(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)