The Open Bar Wedding Card
The Open Bar Wedding Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Open Bar Wedding Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

Weddings are expensive. Not just for the people putting them on, but for the people who have to attend them as well. The very least that your friends or family can do is provide you with as much booze as you can drink, all night long. And none of this "bar closed during dinner" bullshit, either.

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)