The Now You're Fucked Halloween Card
The Now You're Fucked Halloween Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Now You're Fucked Halloween Card

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When a black cat crosses your path at Halloween, you can pretty much assume you're fucked. Why not turn that interaction into a greeting card? We figured we might as well, since that's what we do. 

Send greeting cards to say Happy Halloween instead of trick-or-treating this year. 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)