The Never Change Card
The Never Change Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Never Change Card

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We all have that one friend who just can't help themselves. They say one in every ten friends is "that one friend." Look around your group of pals. If it's not you (it might just be...), send that friend a card. They've earned it. 



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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