The Merry Fucking Whatever Card
The Merry Fucking Whatever Card
The Merry Fucking Whatever Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Merry Fucking Whatever Card

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Celebrate what you want to celebrate. Encourage your friends to celebrate whatever they want to celebrate. Life's too short not to be happy. Go for it. Merry whatever makes you happy, pals.

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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