The Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Card
The Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Card
The Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Card

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Made famous by Home Alone, and the movie within a movie "Angels with Filthy Souls," this line is now one of the most popular holiday greetings in the world. Say Merry Christmas the way that Kevin McAllister would...

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal.



Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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Have a terrific day!