The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card
The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card
The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

We all have dickhead friends, don't we? Now, even though they're dickheads, they deserve to be wished a Merry Christmas. Besides, the classic picture of Santa Claus will soften the blow a bit. They'll appreciate the Christmasy gesture, and you'll come out of things looking golden as heck.

Make your friends laugh this Christmas. Call them names while you wish them a Merry Christmas.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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