The It's Going in Our Living Room Card
The It's Going in Our Living Room Card
The It's Going in Our Living Room Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The It's Going in Our Living Room Card

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"It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room." - Clark Griswold.

Clark's right, y'know. Go big or go home. And don't listen to those assholes next door. Todd and Margo ain't got shit on the Griswold Family Christmas Tree.


Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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Have a terrific day!