The Happy Fucking Holidays Card
The Happy Fucking Holidays Card
The Happy Fucking Holidays Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Happy Fucking Holidays Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

The holidays are a magical time for everyone. This traditional greeting card has a bit of a twist, because it uses a swear word. People like swear words. They accentuate the point you're trying to make, and they make people laugh.

Make your friends laugh this Christmas. Don't just wish them happy holidays, wish them happy fucking holidays. It'll be more fun that way.

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)