The Happy Fucking Halloween Card
The Happy Fucking Halloween Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Happy Fucking Halloween Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

Why just say Happy Halloween when you can spice it up a little bit and say Happy Fucking Halloween? That's a way better option - and this card is perfect for your Halloween card needs.

Send greeting cards to say Happy Halloween instead of trick-or-treating this year. 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)