The Happy Birthday Dickhead Card
The Happy Birthday Dickhead Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Happy Birthday Dickhead Card

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Simple, timeless, and relevant. Those are the words that are best used to describe the look of this amazing birthday card. Well, not really, but it is a sweet retro look. Feels like this is a card that AC Slater would've sent to Zack Morris to knock him down a peg or two, and you can do the same for your buds.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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Have a terrific day!