The Happy Birthday Creepy Clown Card
The Happy Birthday Creepy Clown Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Happy Birthday Creepy Clown Card

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At first glance, this birthday card is just a nice, cheerful clown wishing a happy birthday. If you look just a bit deeper into that clown's eyes, you really get a sense that there's an ocean of sorrow (and just a little bit of murder) lurking just below the surface. So, you're saying happy birthday, but in a better way.



Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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Have a terrific day!