The Hand Sanitizer Card
The Hand Sanitizer Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Hand Sanitizer Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

Hand sanitizer, for a while there, became one of the world's most valuable traded currencies. Fuck Crypto, gimme that sani. If you really care about someone, you'll let them have a full pump of yours to keep them safe. But not two, that would be ridiculous and wasteful.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)