The Generic Greeting Card
Sometimes you need a greeting card, but you just don't know what you want it to say. Or, you don't really care, you just need something. But, y'know, something good. Well, these cards slap. They're fire. (Are those the things the kids are still saying? I have no idea.) Available in five amazing colour palettes so you've got a little variety to work with.
Or also, you don't want to have to fuss around every time you need to send a card and you just want to have a bunch of amazing ones on hand. Buy in bulk and save - 10 packs of any single colour get you 40% off.
If you want to mix and match, Shopify makes it a bit complicated, so pick ANY 10-pack and email info@greetingcardsforassholes.com or DM on Instagram to let me know which colours you want.
AS ALWAYS WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU K BYEEEE.
ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:
Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.
Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.
Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.
Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.
Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun!
(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)
Have a terrific day!
-Adam