The Everything is Fine Card
The Everything is Fine Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Everything is Fine Card

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The world might be on fire and everything's terrible, but at least there's bad news every day. Or something like that.

Let your friends know that you hope their day isn't as bad as it could be, whether you mean it or not.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)