The Elf on the Shelf is a Narc Card
The Elf on the Shelf is a Narc Card
The Elf on the Shelf is a Narc Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Elf on the Shelf is a Narc Card

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The Elf on the Shelf is a pretty new tradition, and it's a little creepy, to be honest. We think the Elf on the Shelf has some strong narc vibes, so we made a card about it. Grab a few and remind people of what's really going on in their homes.


Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)

Have a terrific day!