The Drinks Condolences Card
The Drinks Condolences Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Drinks Condolences Card

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So you're sorry for someone's loss. That's awfully nice. What are you actually going to do about it? Offer to take them for drinks, that's what. And if they say no, drag them. They need it.

Unless they're an alcoholic, in which case, you can drink, they can drive.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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Have a terrific day!