The Drinks Condolences Card
The Drinks Condolences Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Drinks Condolences Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

So you're sorry for someone's loss. That's awfully nice. What are you actually going to do about it? Offer to take them for drinks, that's what. And if they say no, drag them. They need it.

Unless they're an alcoholic, in which case, you can drink, they can drive.

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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