The Don't Drink and Fly Card
Even though this witch looks a whole lot like she's drinking and flying, that's something you should avoid. It's just not safe. That said, it's a funny picture, and a hilarious way to wish someone a Happy Halloween.
Send greeting cards to say Happy Halloween instead of trick-or-treating this year.
ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:
Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock.
Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.
Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.
Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.
Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun!
(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)