The Death Sucks Condolences Card
The Death Sucks Condolences Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Death Sucks Condolences Card

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What the fuck are you supposed to say to someone who's lost a loved one? We've come a long way as a society, but this remains an enduring mystery of how to behave as a human being. Why not just cut to the chase? Death sucks. Nothing else needs to be said.


Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

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