The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins Card
The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins Card
The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins Card

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Have you seen the movie Elf? You know that you don't want to be a Cotton-Headed Ninny-Muggins, but it's sure fun as heck to say... and send to all the cotton-headed ninny-mugginses on your list.

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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