The Congratulations From the Cat Card
The Congratulations From the Cat Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Congratulations From the Cat Card

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Cats are assholes. This is a known fact. Simply put, they don't respect you, and they only care about themselves.

So, when they say something nice, like congratulations, it means something. So when you send this to someone who really nailed it, it'll make them cry tears of joy.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. It's smooth with just a little texture and professional as all heck. Everything is sourced from some buds I made on the internet at Pacific Paper Co. in Vancouver.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. Also sourced from Pacific Paper Co

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)

Have a terrific day!