The Morgue Condolences Card
The Morgue Condolences Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Morgue Condolences Card

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In times of loss, sometimes you need to make people laugh a little. Or cringe. Or laugh-cry. Or force them to tell you that you're being inappropriate and insensitive. This card, fresh from the morgue, might accomplish all of the above. Give it with pride.

Condolences don't have to be serious. If they did, you wouldn't be here.

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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