The Always Stay Basic Card
The Always Stay Basic Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Always Stay Basic Card

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Don't you ever let anyone tell you that being basic is a bad thing. It's so not. Basic makes the world go round.

You probably have some friends that need to hear this, or that you want to tell this. Just for fun, obvs. Besides, it's always Pumpkin Spice Season.

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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