A Gift Card for Assholes
A Gift Card for Assholes
Greeting Cards for Assholes

A Gift Card for Assholes

Regular price $9.69 $0.00 Unit price per

Gift cards are the best gifts. But they can be a little... impersonal.

I've decided to change that. From now on, when you buy a gift card from Greeting Cards for Assholes, we'll send a personalized card with whatever message you want (for the folks in the back: whatever message you want) to the recipient. I can handwrite it or pick a fancy font, up to you. Included in the card, of course, will be the gift card code, which we can also e-mail out.

Also, until we decide otherwise, probably for the duration of lockdown here in Ontari-ari-ari-o, if you spend over $25 on a gift card, we'll fire YOU a $5 voucher to use anytime you want. Just like that, $5, for free, for giving a gift.

Greeting Cards for Assholes gift cards are available in several non-traditional denominations and good for anything we sell on the site. You're welcome.

NOTE: When you buy a gift card and you want me to send a personalized message, you can just e-mail info@greetingcardsforassholes.com, but I'll also reach out to you before sending anything, just to be sure.


Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)

Have a terrific day!