The Toodaloo Motherfucker Card
The Toodaloo Motherfucker Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Toodaloo Motherfucker Card

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Goodbyes are no fun. They're emotional and sad. Quoting the great Leslie Chow will make saying goodbye a heck of a lot easier, both for you, of course, and the card recipient.

Timeless words, these: "Toodaloo, Motherfucker."

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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