The Get Well Soon Card
The Get Well Soon Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Get Well Soon Card

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People get sick. It's what they do. Only the very worst people don't want to wish people good health and happiness. Those people only care about themselves. Don't be one of the worst. Make it look like you care for others. Be one of the best. 



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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