The Go Fuck Yourself Card
The Go Fuck Yourself Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Go Fuck Yourself Card

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People sometimes need to go fuck themselves. We all know it. Why don't you be the one to tell them? We support your efforts to send one of these perfectly simple cards to every single one of your friends. They'll know you're kidding... even the ones you're not kidding with.



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)