The Fuck Off Card
The Fuck Off Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Fuck Off Card

Regular price $4.00 $0.00 Unit price per

It's one of the simplest sentences in the English language. It's also one of the most effective sentences in the English language. Whether you're legit serious or just fuckin' around with your buds, this card will do the trick for so many people you know. Better get a baker's dozen of 'em.

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $10 or more!)