The It's Your Time Unicorn Card
The It's Your Time Unicorn Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The It's Your Time Unicorn Card

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Right now, everyone needs a little encouragement. And what better way to encourage someone than a unicorn? Unicorns are the greatest. They fart rainbows

Just like YOU. 



Paper: Canadian-sourced, high-quality uncoated white linen matte 100 lb card stock. 

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved.

Oh, and all of our cards are empty on the inside, just like us.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

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