The I Thought U'd Never Ask Card X BLUSHING BANDIT
The I Thought U'd Never Ask Card X BLUSHING BANDIT
Blushing Bandit

The I Thought U'd Never Ask Card X BLUSHING BANDIT

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This Valentine's Day collaboration with Blushing Bandit is amazing. You should spend all of your next minutes checking out Willamina's incredible work at and her Insta at And then, come back and pick up a few cards. It's the only way, really.

Each of these Blushing Bandit cards is super limited to a quantity of just 20, and are all original illustrations from right here in Canada, with a vibe that we absolutely love. 

This I Thought U'd Never Ask card will help you get past those awkward moments. We think.


Paper: High-quality 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified. It's super clean bright white, smooth to the touch and has a beautiful, professional weight to it. I buy it from a distributor in Ontario to support local.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I print and fold every single card all by myself.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)

Have a terrific day!